The Galactic Empire of Alsidia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Great Boomer with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.215 billion Alsidians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anon City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsidian economy, worth a remarkable 2,906 trillion Alsidian Hacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,934 Alsidian Hacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, the aims of top-secret Alsidian science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsidia's national animal is the GNU, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Newellism.

Alsidia is ranked 9,107^th in the world and 62^nd in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 70.58 flags saluted per person per day.