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The Star confederation of Alsidia

“Pro pace et fraternitate gentium” Sir President Frederic von Hochbach

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Commonwealth of Liberty

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Alsidia

Population11.749 billion

CapitalHelsinki
LeaderSir President Frederic von Hochbach
FaithSwantonism

CurrencyAlsidian Hack
AnimalBear

The Star confederation of Alsidia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sir President Frederic von Hochbach with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.749 billion Alsidians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alsidian economy, worth a remarkable 2,443 trillion Alsidian Hacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,967 Alsidian Hacks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, many friends and relatives of Sir President Frederic von Hochbach have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alsidia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Swantonism.

Alsidia is ranked 211,357th in the world and 227th in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Stationary, with 36.0354977706 days.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,678thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,795thTop
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Most Developed: 3,207thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,452ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,553rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,771stLargest Governments: 4,035thSmartest Citizens: 4,107thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,147thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,617thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,631stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,694thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,557thHealthiest Citizens: 5,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,747thMost Inclusive: 6,147thHighest Food Quality: 6,555thNicest Citizens: 6,878thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,468thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,560thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,642ndMost Cultured: 7,892ndSafest: 8,687thHighest Average Incomes: 9,069thMost Patriotic: 9,083rdHighest Economic Output: 9,475thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,688thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,880thMost Secular: 11,112thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,873rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,432ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,626thTop
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Best Weather: 17,649thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,126thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,199thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,385thMost Income Equality: 25,792ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,001st
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionMost Income Equality: 32nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Alsidia, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsidia, many friends and relatives of Sir President Frederic von Hochbach have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsidia, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsidia, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Alsidia, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
  • : Alsidia's influence in Commonwealth of Liberty rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Alsidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
  • : Alsidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
  • : Alsidia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
  • : Following new legislation in Alsidia, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 5 » Metropolitan Francais, Cascadla, Paramountica, Tootswana, and Zentraleuropaeischen Vertrags.

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