The Federation of Alssia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Kirill Yegorovich Yarcanov with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 2.05 billion Alssians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sisiki. The average income tax rate is 17.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Alssian economy, worth 78.4 trillion Alssian Koples a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,253 Alssian Koples, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Alssia has designated Sisiki as its capital city, punitive tariffs protect local industry, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and President Kirill Yegorovich Yarcanov has just been declared ruler of Alssia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alssia's national animal is the North Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alssia is ranked 170,896^th in the world and 7^th in North Alliance for Most Conservative, scoring 53.89 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.