The Cayon Democratic Republic of Altnavia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.755 billion Altnavians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New South Naranja. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Altnavian economy, worth 660 trillion Nulcranis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,746 Nulcranis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, and politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Altnavia's national animal is the Avren Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

Altnavia is ranked 60,757^th in the world and 1,056^th in the South Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 97,746.23 Standard Monetary Units.