The Federation of Alutaguse National Park is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 927 million Alutaguse National Parkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Alutaguse National Parkian economy, worth 67.5 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,769 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alutaguse National Park's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alutaguse National Park is ranked 276,464^th in the world and 4^th in National Parks of Estonia for Nudest, with 44.25 cheeks per square mile.