Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Contender
Location: Deutschland
Population | 7.243 billion |
Capital | Alvernau |
Currency | Alv |
Animal | squirrel |
The Community of Alvernau is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.243 billion Alvernauns are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alvernau. The average income tax rate is 88.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Alvernauan economy, worth 719 trillion Alvs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,281 Alvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, procrastination is a national sport, and the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alvernau's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Alvernau is ranked 38,978th in the world and 11th in Deutschland for Most Stationary, with 1,165.45486521952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Alvernau, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in Alvernau, procrastination is a national sport.
- : Following new legislation in Alvernau, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
- : Alvernau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Alvernau, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms.
- : Alvernau was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Alvernau, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
- : Following new legislation in Alvernau, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
- : Alvernau voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Alvernau endorsed The Austro-German Empire of Germanyia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Cubestria, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Oder-Land, and Great German Union.