The State of Alvin Brown is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.105 billion Alvin Brownians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The thriving Alvin Brownian economy, worth a remarkable 1,058 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 47,899 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 187,395 per year while the poor average 8,340, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, voting is voluntary, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Alvin Brown's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alvin Brown is ranked 263,400^th in the world and 5^th in Port Vila for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.25 law-abiding acts per hour.