The United States of America Gone Wrong is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 6.883 billion Kiwis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kiwi economy, worth 972 trillion Soviet Francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 141,242 Soviet Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. America Gone Wrong's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Philosophy.

America Gone Wrong is ranked 11,874^th in the world and 244^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 91.99 Atheism Rate.