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The Legitimate Threat of America Mjolnir

“Stop dying.” Kross

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


America Mjolnir

Population994 million


CurrencyMjolniri Dollar

The Legitimate Threat of America Mjolnir is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Kross with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 994 million Mjolniris are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of AMD-0. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Mjolnirian economy, worth 149 trillion Mjolniri Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 150,345 Mjolniri Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 725,346 per year while the poor average 18,117, a ratio of 40.0 to 1.

Lending money has become a major liability, Kross's new android secretary is the latest media darling, pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes, and the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. America Mjolnir's national animal is the Crow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

America Mjolnir is ranked 23,174th in the world and 833rd in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,540.28 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,343rdTop
Most Influential: 2,070thRudest Citizens: 2,116thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,437thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,924thMost Avoided: 4,180thLargest Mining Sector: 5,607thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,670thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,347thTop
Most Secular: 8,174thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,228thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,698thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,625thLargest Retail Industry: 9,654thHighest Drug Use: 10,293rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,030thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,362ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,491stSmartest Citizens: 12,212thHighest Average Incomes: 12,339thMost Armed: 13,320thMost Pro-Market: 14,190thMost Cultured: 14,750th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 56th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 66th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 93rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 93rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionMost Influential: 134th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 184th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 219th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 226th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 230th in the regionMost Secular: 250th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 254th in the regionMost Armed: 254th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 259th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 278th in the regionLargest Black Market: 287th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 294th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Cultured: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 438th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 449th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 457th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 498th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, pizza parlors have been replaced by lima bean cafes.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, Kross's new android secretary is the latest media darling.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, everybody's got wood thanks to Kross.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : America Mjolnir was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in America Mjolnir, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Mjolniri Dollar charge on their phone bill.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 119 » BearStackof2015, Fedele, H-Zhena, VW53Aland, Davelands, Axdel, Janoobi Jazair, Am Echad, The Buckeye States, Hizuru, Someseni, Wiranath, Marrico, Aelitia, Qui sequuntur somnia, Talitoa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Thyaclinia, Harro Waarudho, Arkantis, Headpat Central, Ridann, Slys Paws, Roissyland, The Empire of Rijelv, Survivoristan, Adavan, Brotherland, British Calradia, Goodnamesarerare, The Romanum Legio, Bullpups, Kucia, Squid Ruinosa, Todd McCloud, Freedom Fascists, Ribanzi, Dragonia, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Riveraland, Pakitsk, Stellar Colonies, Ravendi, Just Vale 2, The Sacred Whale, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Mundiferrum, The Angel of Charity, Socialist Holy American Empire, and 69 others.Gorbastan, New Leganes, Kangarawa, Justice-Becoming, Kilkire, Gratefuland, Bachtendekuppen, Kingdom of Pars, Imperial Akatsuki, Neruch, Funkadelia, Drunken Seal Islands, Kampf Empire, Galve, Impia Aghte, Lyontisia, Elejamie, CheeseBurrito, Dark Edgyness, Kaigi, The United Neo American Union, Norport, Kublam, Lantros, Blazing Samaritan, ReeK, Federated States of Zootron, Endertopias, Wizardonia, New Birblands, Kagorg Bra Corna, Blue Ottawa, The Solar Ottomans, Valdwall, CopyCato, Ver Norge, Danesopia, Shantan, Skandinavistan, Davinhia, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Rhealaliit, Plazland, Zang0, Sansangra, Wendelandia, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, A Slanted Black Stripe, East Malaysia, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Escade, Bakaworld, Northcrest, Marrabuk, ArenaC, Lerasi, Grossvietnam, Magosconity, Staynes, Kalaratri, Penfifteen, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Mossy-Oak, RovaMittala, TURKEYISM, and Commodore Badger.

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