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The Empire of Americatain

“I'm a nurse killer, a banker, and now I'm raising taxes” Rt Hon Peter Mannion MP

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: South Pacific

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Americatain

Population7.575 billion

CapitalNew Londinium
LeaderRt Hon Peter Mannion MP

CurrencyCaerus
AnimalGolden Pelican

The Empire of Americatain is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rt Hon Peter Mannion MP with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 7.575 billion Tainians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Londinium. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Americatainian economy, worth a remarkable 2,782 trillion Caeruses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 367,272 Caeruses, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mathematicians are gathering an infinite number of Golden Pelicans and typewriters to see if they can recreate the works of Max Barry, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime is totally unknown. Americatain's national animal is the Golden Pelican, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Americatain is ranked 37,197th in the world and 48th in South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,224.1213693396 days.

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Largest Retail Industry: 434thRudest Citizens: 1,180thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,223rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,339thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,389thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,399thHighest Average Incomes: 1,473rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,670thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,992ndLargest Black Market: 2,680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,934thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,053rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,537thMost Influential: 3,574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,803rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,829thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,321stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,469thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,487thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,629thMost Patriotic: 4,659thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,703rdFattest Citizens: 4,704thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,018thLargest Mining Sector: 5,575thSmartest Citizens: 5,667thMost Developed: 6,401stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,519thLargest Governments: 7,241stHighest Economic Output: 8,048thMost Avoided: 9,019thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,766thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,007thMost Cultured: 14,094thTop
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Most Secular: 15,251stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,446thMost Armed: 20,023rdLongest Average Lifespans: 20,147thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,940thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,218thMost Rebellious Youth: 22,459thLowest Crime Rates: 24,821st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the region

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