The Grand Empire of Ameroind is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Romanus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.133 billion Amerindians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameroianin-Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameroindian economy, worth a remarkable 3,175 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,724 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameroind's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the One God.

Ameroind is ranked 337,937^th in the world and 697^th in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 2.95 cheeks turned per day.