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The Principality of Amish Wallastylvania

“God save the Amish Werewolf-Vampires”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Zero

Location: Alliance of European Monarchies


Amish Wallastylvania

Population557 million



The Principality of Amish Wallastylvania is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 557 million Wallastylvanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Obrejitan. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Amish Wallastylvanian economy, worth 18.9 trillion kidneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 33,940 kidneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, at customs baggage gets an x-ray and female travelers get an ultrasound, and Amish Wallastylvania has designated Obrejitan as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amish Wallastylvania's national animal is the citizen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amish Wallastylvania is ranked 213,847th in the world and 4th in Alliance of European Monarchies for Most Secular, with 6.57 Atheism Rate.

Most Pacifist: 13,714thMost Authoritarian: 20,014thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20,302nd

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