The Republic of Ammendus Primus is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and enforced nudity. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.752 billion Ammendus Primusians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ammendus Primusian economy, worth a remarkable 4,869 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 628,216 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,628,453 per year while the poor average 9,032, a ratio of 623 to 1.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, nations that kill an Ammendus Primusian can expect a strongly worded letter, prisoners work-share to cut down rising costs of keeping them in jail, and a third of Ammendus Primusians are e-certified CEOs. Crime is totally unknown. Ammendus Primus's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ammendus Primus is ranked 51,508^th in the world and 28^th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 5,022.7 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.