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The ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME 🎄 🎅 of Ammmericaaaa

“Mariah Carey has a legendary career besides christmas” Queen Lory Recognyzia Ashleigh

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific

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Ammmericaaaa

Population3.544 billion

CapitalWaaashingtonnnn DDDCCCC
LeaderQueen Lory Recognyzia Ashleigh
FaithReligionism

Currencychristmas presents
AnimalChristmas Animals

The ITS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME 🎄 🎅 of Ammmericaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Lory Recognyzia Ashleigh with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.544 billion Little persistent insectoid fascists are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waaashingtonnnn DDDCCCC. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving a little persistent insectoid fascist economy, worth 337 trillion christmas presents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is 95,104 christmas presents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ammmericaaaa's national animal is the Christmas Animals, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Religionism.

Ammmericaaaa is ranked 258,430th in the world and 4,379th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.62 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,600thTop
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Most Influential: 5,985thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,105thMost Pacifist: 8,006thNicest Citizens: 9,454thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,454thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,915thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,859thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,909thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,410thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,788thHighest Food Quality: 16,825thMost Inclusive: 17,006thHealthiest Citizens: 17,181stLongest Average Lifespans: 18,195thSafest: 19,816thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,293rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,136thBest Weather: 23,093rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,168thMost Cultured: 26,494th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 122nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 241st in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 269th in the regionNicest Citizens: 271st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 271st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 275th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 323rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 326th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 331st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 339th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 469th in the regionSafest: 471st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 473rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 474th in the regionMost Inclusive: 490th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 493rd in the regionMost Influential: 515th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 105 » PsiCorps, Petea, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Land Without Shrimp, Drystar, Of the 4 States, Non-Believers, Aina Kuokoa, The Weirdo, Merken, Curlyhoward, Bartonia Nova, Dillimore, Zhuanghwei, Volaworand, Ebonhand, Jakalaka, Goldnation, Jehenna, Tyopio, Liberum Terrum, Palindromo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, PenguinPies, Aidenfieeld, Muffinses, North Kanuckistan, ANuadh, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Szurea, Meglomania, Amerion, Arscanesia, Rotenaplistan, Janoi Donacen, Sumina, Eleuthelrium, Genoxelande, The Solar System Scope, Titanaria, The Achericend, Abarri, Inner Albania, A leftover country, Tepertopia, Differences-In-Differences, Belschaft, Esfalsa, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Zaelith, and 55 others.7 Trees, Empire of Bredux, Farengeto, Valles Stellarum, The Two Jerseys, Darakin, Aurcania, Anarco Argentina, Great Lothian, Nowa Europa, Tvania, Nomayuki, Great Britons, Erstavik, Nill Vill, Eastern Panem, Los Lonley Boys, New Xartoia, Aucooria, North Caldwell, Chernaya Zvezda, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ulekki, America Gone Wrong, Imperial Cecilia, Eastern Juble Lux, Spytopia, Ellicas, Democates, Tsuskia, Bohenia, Jammlandia, Isokenzar, Amjadwashere, The Free Falklands, Entwurf, DuckCounty, Xenos Sofee, The Polar Reigons, Omnigarden, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Testing Happy, Ferreira, Qezos, United Kingdom Of Balts, United Disney States, Kulochia, Concord Haven, DaBes, Coffee Mug, Free Hum Are Beltraticia, New Maxta, Explodeingtnt, and SU LIAN.

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