The Grave Diggers of Amold is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Undertaker with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed population of 44.263 billion Amoldites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Beyond. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Amoldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,715 trillion spades a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,763 spades, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Undertaker panders to nontraditional families, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia, and The Great Beyond's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amold's national animal is the earthworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Amold is ranked 286,820^th in the world and 4^th in The Cemetery for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,125.08 Standard Monetary Units.