The Kingdom of Amstaad is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 736 million Amstaadians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amstaad. The average income tax rate is 33.1%.

The powerhouse Amstaadian economy, worth 54.9 trillion Dilets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 74,573 Dilets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', war vets look after war animals, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Amstaad's national animal is the Eagle and lion, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Amstaad is ranked 116,883^rd in the world and 4,341^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 9.92 Obesity Rate.