The Federation of Ana Planyion is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 558 million Ana Planyionians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Ana Planyionian economy, worth 38.3 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,565 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, urbanites are banned from bucolic settings for safety concerns, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care, and an underground group of geologists hides new discoveries to protect them from being destroyed in the name of safety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ana Planyion's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ana Planyion is ranked 42,794^th in the world and 4^th in Austin Texa storage for Most Conservative, scoring 78.17 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.