The Non-homogeneous Tessellation of Anachronolandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Neúplnosť Chaosu with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 5.393 billion Anachronolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabaqtastiq City. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anachronolandian economy, worth 626 trillion chronoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,218 chronoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens try to ignore gruesome pictures of decaying teeth printed on their soda cans, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anachronolandia's national animal is the Red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aletheianism.

Anachronolandia is ranked 166,223^rd in the world and 257^th in Forest for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 719.9 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.