The Non-homogeneous Tessellation of Anachronolandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Neúplnosť Chaosu with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 6.888 billion Anachronolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sabaqtastiq City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Anachronolandian economy, worth 833 trillion chronoes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 120,961 chronoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Anachronolandia's hospitals, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anachronolandia's national animal is the Red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aletheianism.

Anachronolandia is ranked 209,365^th in the world and 463^rd in Forest for Most Extreme, scoring 7.26 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.