The Snow Crash Dystopia of Anarchocapitalistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, vat-grown people, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.379 billion anarchocapitalist Consumers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, pro-business individuals prioritizes Industry, with Healthcare and Education also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PaleoLibertaria. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient anarchocapitalist economy, worth an astonishing 13,793 trillion BitCoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 379,170 BitCoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,048,860 per year while the poor average 10,815, a ratio of 281 to 1.

Coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the entire entry for Anarchocapitalistan in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Anarchocapitalistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarchocapitalistan's national animal is the Computer Virus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the invisible hand of market.

Anarchocapitalistan is ranked 286,241^st in the world and 180^th in Philosophers for Most Patriotic, with 0.15 flags saluted per person per day.