The Commune of Anarchyarctic is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander Spike with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.305 billion Arctchists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arctick city. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Anarchyarctician economy, worth 500 trillion Arcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is 94,251 Arcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, and the 'three Rs' have become the 'four Rs' with the addition of Rightful Thought. Crime is totally unknown. Anarchyarctic's national animal is the Dingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anti state.

Anarchyarctic is ranked 338,511^th in the world and 400^th in Refugia for Most Patriotic, with 0.31 flags saluted per person per day.