The - Holy Pink - of Anarco Argentina is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.469 billion Argentinans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adán Buenos Ayres. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Argentinan economy, worth 300 trillion Candy Cane Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 204,457 Candy Cane Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted, the entire retail industry has been replaced by online delivery services, the nation is in perpetual campaign mode, and schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarco Argentina's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is fútbol asado y vino.

Anarco Argentina is ranked 141,925^th in the world and 2,279^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,959.65 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.