Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Anteria
Population | 4.816 billion |
Capital | Tresnistan |
Leader | President Dimitri Serovich |
Faith | Anaveroan Orthodoxy |
Currency | Anaveroan Ruble |
Animal | Kamchatka Brown Bear |
The Federal Republic of Anavero is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Dimitri Serovich with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, enslaved workforce, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.816 billion Anaveroans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tresnistan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Anaveroan economy, worth 663 trillion Anaveroan Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 137,834 Anaveroan Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese, and all roads lead to Tresnistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anavero's national animal is the Kamchatka Brown Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anaveroan Orthodoxy.
Anavero is ranked 53,662nd in the world and 35th in Anteria for Most Stationary, with 821.99382809028 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, all roads lead to Tresnistan.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, a state-funded project is investigating whether the moon is made of cheese.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué.
- : Anavero lodged a message on the Anteria Regional Message Board.
- : Anavero was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
- : Following new legislation in Anavero, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.