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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia

“Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Spoiled Cats

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Anaxphonia

Population28.039 billion

CapitalSolonopolis
LeaderAnaxphone
FaithHellenismos

CurrencyDeme
AnimalRed-eared Slider

The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.039 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 16,171 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 576,751 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,681,743 per year while the poor average 37,111, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, Anaxphonia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, and mandatory daycare is provided by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 134th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 19,360.18 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 38thRudest Citizens: 64thSmartest Citizens: 68thHighest Disposable Incomes: 68thMost Efficient Economies: 80thLargest Publishing Industry: 89thMost Avoided: 93rdFattest Citizens: 101stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 105thMost Scientifically Advanced: 105thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 113thMost Cultured: 120thHighest Economic Output: 124thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 134thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 140thHighest Average Incomes: 158thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 164thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 167thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 199thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 238thLargest Agricultural Sector: 302ndLargest Mining Sector: 306thMost Rebellious Youth: 330thLargest Gambling Industry: 336thLargest Retail Industry: 432ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 436thLargest Information Technology Sector: 470thMost Armed: 512thMost Cheerful Citizens: 720thMost Inclusive: 750thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 761stHighest Crime Rates: 808thLargest Governments: 1,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,510thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 2,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,941stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,006thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,298thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,526thLargest Black Market: 6,691stTop
10%
Most Pro-Market: 12,201stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,501stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,960thMost Influential: 13,692ndHighest Drug Use: 13,918thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,981stMost Stationary: 17,417thMost Secular: 17,795thNudest: 19,358th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Populations and the Top 5% for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, high school career advisors advise belligerent loners to consider vigilantism.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute.

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