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The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia

“Civilized People Are The Best Defense Against Tyranny”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Spoiled Cats

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Anaxphonia

Population28.525 billion

CapitalSolonopolis
LeaderAnaxphone
FaithHellenismos

CurrencyDeme
AnimalRed-eared Slider

The Armed Republic of Anaxphonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Anaxphone with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.525 billion Anaxphonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solonopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anaxphonian economy, worth an astonishing 16,459 trillion Demes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 577,028 Demes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,614,535 per year while the poor average 39,042, a ratio of 92.6 to 1.

Anaxphonia isn't what it used to be, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, Anaxphonia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anaxphonia's national animal is the Red-eared Slider, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hellenismos.

Anaxphonia is ranked 324th in the world and 1st in Spoiled Cats for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 30,875.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 37thHighest Disposable Incomes: 67thRudest Citizens: 71stSmartest Citizens: 72ndMost Efficient Economies: 84thLargest Publishing Industry: 92ndMost Avoided: 95thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 101stFattest Citizens: 102ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 109thMost Scientifically Advanced: 115thHighest Economic Output: 125thMost Cultured: 128thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 134thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 138thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 162ndHighest Average Incomes: 168thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 170thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 197thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 237thLargest Mining Sector: 316thLargest Agricultural Sector: 321stLargest Gambling Industry: 324thMost Rebellious Youth: 334thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 441stLargest Retail Industry: 461stLargest Information Technology Sector: 488thMost Armed: 507thMost Cheerful Citizens: 727thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 763rdMost Inclusive: 798thHighest Crime Rates: 826thLargest Governments: 1,271stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,536thTop
5%
Largest Populations: 2,559thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,993rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,019thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,507thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,624thLargest Black Market: 7,184thTop
10%
Most Influential: 13,442ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,098thMost Pro-Market: 16,112thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,737thMost Stationary: 16,788thHighest Drug Use: 17,456thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,078thMost Secular: 18,282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,316th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia isn't what it used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
  • : Anaxphonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, mandatory daycare is provided by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Following new legislation in Anaxphonia, Anaxphonia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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