Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Avaldonia
Population | 2.9 billion |
Capital | Alexandria |
Leader | Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut |
Faith | Secularism |
Currency | Egyptian Drachma |
Animal | Jackal |
The Highest Monarchy of Ancient-Egypt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.9 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth 782 trillion Egyptian Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 269,960 Egyptian Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, international trade can be a pain to deal with, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient-Egypt's national animal is the Jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.
Ancient-Egypt is ranked 5,085th in the world and 3rd in Avaldonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.08 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Egyptian Drachma charge on their phone bill.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Alexandria generates millions of views.
- : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".