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The Highest Monarchy of Ancient-Egypt

“Efficiency is made with an iron fist” Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Avaldonia

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Ancient-Egypt

Population2.9 billion

CapitalAlexandria
LeaderAlexander Gamal Hatshepsut
FaithSecularism

CurrencyEgyptian Drachma
AnimalJackal

The Highest Monarchy of Ancient-Egypt is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.9 billion Egyptians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Egyptian economy, worth 782 trillion Egyptian Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 269,960 Egyptian Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, international trade can be a pain to deal with, and a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ancient-Egypt's national animal is the Jackal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Ancient-Egypt is ranked 5,085th in the world and 3rd in Avaldonia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.08 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Efficient Economies: 2,982ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,469thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,877thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,102ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,990thLowest Crime Rates: 5,085thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,124thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,460thLargest Governments: 5,582ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,201stLargest Mining Sector: 6,276thSmartest Citizens: 7,520thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,334thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,918thLargest Retail Industry: 9,495thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,355thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,342ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,581stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,138thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,680thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,196thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,750thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,908th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the region

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Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, a shipwreck is everyone's fault but the captain's.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Egyptian Drachma charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, Alexander Gamal Hatshepsut's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Alexandria generates millions of views.
  • : Following new legislation in Ancient-Egypt, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".

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