The Royal Olympian Empire of Andanavia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by High Chancellor Elizabeth with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.06 billion Andanavians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doirus City. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andanavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,093 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,859 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, every spring railroad foundations erode to reveal human remains, there's never a spare chair in the retirement home, and the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andanavia's national animal is the Roc, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Andanavia is ranked 81,499^th in the world and 1,351^st in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 181.25 cheeks per square mile.