The Republic of Andorica is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Andrew Tallen with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.391 billion Andoricans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sloane City. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Andorican economy, worth a remarkable 1,063 trillion Andorican Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,736 Andorican Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations that kill an Andorican can expect a strongly worded letter, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet, and there's stiff competition in the medical marketplace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andorica's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Andorica is ranked 201,083^rd in the world and 8,227^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 7.77 Obesity Rate.