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The Republic of Androidistan

“Unity, Discipline & Faith.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Lazarus

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Androidistan

Population2.94 billion

CapitalAshland
LeaderAlexander Phoenix

CurrencyEuro
AnimalBlack Buck

The Republic of Androidistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Phoenix with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 2.94 billion Androidistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ashland. The average income tax rate is 83.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Androidistanian economy, worth 317 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,935 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, and multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Androidistan's national animal is the Black Buck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Androidistan is ranked 110,734th in the world and 4,698th in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 46.87 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Best Weather: 2,489thSafest: 2,784thMost Pacifist: 4,256thHealthiest Citizens: 4,627thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,182ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,330thLowest Crime Rates: 5,614thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,382ndMost Developed: 6,461stLargest Welfare Programs: 7,111thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,305thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,457thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,537thNicest Citizens: 8,116thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,961stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,391stMost Inclusive: 9,521stMost Efficient Economies: 9,591stHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,890thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,767thSmartest Citizens: 13,936thLargest Governments: 14,146thMost Influential: 14,958thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,637th
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Best Weather: 106th in the regionSafest: 152nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 186th in the regionMost Pacifist: 213th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 226th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 253rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 262nd in the regionMost Developed: 319th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 351st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 384th in the regionNicest Citizens: 414th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 420th in the regionMost Influential: 426th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 464th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 478th in the regionMost Inclusive: 501st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 525th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 533rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 576th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Androidistan, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Androidistan, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Androidistan, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Androidistan, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : Androidistan endorsed The Federal Republic of Richtera.
  • : Following new legislation in Androidistan, the news is showing footage of Alexander Phoenix bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Androidistan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Richtera.
  • : Following new legislation in Androidistan, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Androidistan, prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up.
  • : Following new legislation in Androidistan, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven.

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