Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Europe
Population | 3.465 billion |
Capital | Darvoian highland |
Leader | Führer kravinski |
Faith | The Order of Malkrion |
Currency | Egrit |
Animal | Galothwitch |
The Empire of Ang Worspar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Führer kravinski with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.465 billion Worsparians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darvoian highland. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Worsparian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Egrits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,592 Egrits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ang Worspar's national animal is the Galothwitch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Malkrion.
Ang Worspar is ranked 303,843rd in the world and 1,391st in Europe for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.76 missed references per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ang Worspar was endorsed by The Free Land of Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol.
- : Ang Worspar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
- : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
- : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown.
- : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
- : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, most Worsparians wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply.
World Assembly
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