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The Empire of Ang Worspar

“Death is inevitable and war a guarantee” Führer kravinski

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Europe

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Ang Worspar

Population3.465 billion

CapitalDarvoian highland
LeaderFührer kravinski
FaithThe Order of Malkrion

CurrencyEgrit
AnimalGalothwitch

The Empire of Ang Worspar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Führer kravinski with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.465 billion Worsparians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darvoian highland. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Worsparian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion Egrits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 320,592 Egrits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells, and government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ang Worspar's national animal is the Galothwitch, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Order of Malkrion.

Ang Worspar is ranked 303,843rd in the world and 1,391st in Europe for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.76 missed references per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,562ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,685thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,034thMost Influential: 2,343rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,360thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,555thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,971stTop
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Largest Governments: 4,398thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,648thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,186thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,243rdMost Inclusive: 5,396thMost Efficient Economies: 5,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,696thMost Patriotic: 6,031stLargest Black Market: 6,241stHighest Food Quality: 6,361stMost Cultured: 6,402ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,492ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,559thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,796thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,867thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,007thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,040thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,476thSmartest Citizens: 7,611thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,258thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,691stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,025thLargest Mining Sector: 11,045thLowest Crime Rates: 11,576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,897thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,695thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,594thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,369thMost Developed: 23,276thMost Authoritarian: 25,801stHighest Economic Output: 30,838th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 42nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 54th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 80th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 84th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 98th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 116th in the regionMost Inclusive: 123rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 124th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 128th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 144th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 147th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 148th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 150th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ang Worspar was endorsed by The Free Land of Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol.
  • : Ang Worspar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, awkward tourists are offered the 'unique experience' of rodeo clown.
  • : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated.
  • : Following new legislation in Ang Worspar, most Worsparians wear towels as demand for pants outstrips supply.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 107 » Saarenmaa, Ortigia, Thracia Republic, Meropis, Yahlia, Elisabethshagen, Skalliad, Invernessia, Istastioner, Walfo, Northern German Federation, Slavatania, Trixeland, Basque Dominion, Bastile, Raghallaigh, The AbelLandia, Irminsulia, UGBK, Foudina, Iceagea, The Champions League, Rary, Dark Matter, An Clar, Nardin, St Scarlett, Karnea, New Eestiball, Zaznia, Namsan, Regnum Italiae, Cot Deviet, The Full Moon, Reiserland, Armbruster, Imperium Anglorum, Wombelland, Someseni, North of Americas, Balcem, The Oriental Empire, Ottterland, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Myanerus, East Ase Palmars, KKoRea, Alsted, Scytharum, and 57 others.Wamia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Kronverg, Woodlands, Cambany, Agausia, Faack, CSB SA Union, Parsininsa, Western Balkania, Crucia, United Kingdom of Karpathia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Jim the Baptist, X Country, Destyntine, Mallor, Communist-Denmark, New Vardarland, Outer Sparta, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Leranditale, Soveriegn, Agartia, British Gambia, Greater Bahland, Newex Nov Can, DeNorSweLand, Younglandia, Chronus, Convilla, Great Whiteland, Dizgovzy, The New Nordic Union, Ferranghia, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Eistalia, New Kowloon Bay, Iskalland, Name 0 WA Account, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, Leblancroux, Ukrainida, Caparica, Stumphosse Res, Grego, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, The Seven Provinces, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Quincy, Mollow, Union of Rossiya, and Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol.

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