The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.14 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 14,720 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 811,491 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial, and it is often said that only Endymion could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Angbhand is ranked 76^th in the world and 3^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 28,187.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.