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The Imperium of ANGERYISTS

“DELET THIS”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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ANGERYISTS

Population4.805 billion

CapitalFUGG
LeaderBig Meat
FaithBeing really pissed

CurrencyPunches in the Throat
AnimalSnek

The Imperium of ANGERYISTS is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Big Meat with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.805 billion Angeryists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FUGG. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Angeryist economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Punches in the Throats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 295,348 Punches in the Throats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, there's a bright dawn ahead for ANGERYISTS, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ANGERYISTS's national animal is the Snek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Being really pissed.

ANGERYISTS is ranked 1,642nd in the world and 51st in Balder for Most Developed, scoring 97.89 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 585thLowest Crime Rates: 613thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 645thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 761stMost Corrupt Governments: 936thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 983rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,128thLargest Governments: 1,177thMost Developed: 1,642ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,985thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,016thHighest Average Incomes: 2,051stTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 2,305thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,545thMost Efficient Economies: 2,709thSmartest Citizens: 2,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,225thLargest Black Market: 3,314thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,864thHealthiest Citizens: 3,864thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,011thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,467thMost Authoritarian: 4,641stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,257thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,928thMost Devout: 8,209thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,811thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,717thHighest Economic Output: 11,300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,979thMost Extreme: 15,372ndMost Conservative: 15,764thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,046th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionLargest Governments: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 40th in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 63rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 107th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 123rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th in the regionLargest Black Market: 148th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 178th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 186th in the regionMost Extreme: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 247th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 258th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 296th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 360th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 386th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 394th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 413th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 417th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 484th in the regionMost Conservative: 517th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 593rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, there's a bright dawn ahead for ANGERYISTS.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.

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