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The Imperium of ANGERYISTS

“DELET THIS”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Balder

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ANGERYISTS

Population3.924 billion

CapitalFUGG
LeaderBig Meat
FaithBeing really pissed

CurrencyPunches in the Throat
AnimalSnek

The Imperium of ANGERYISTS is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Big Meat with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.924 billion Angeryists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of FUGG. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Angeryist economy, worth 951 trillion Punches in the Throats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 242,524 Punches in the Throats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ANGERYISTS's national animal is the Snek, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Being really pissed.

ANGERYISTS is ranked 6,661st in the world and 339th in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 7,840.92 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 671stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 876thHighest Poor Incomes: 901stMost Corrupt Governments: 914thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,080thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,103rdMost Authoritarian: 1,255thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,292ndLargest Governments: 1,318thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,450thTop
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Most Conservative: 2,184thMost Devout: 2,489thMost Developed: 2,759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,127thHighest Average Incomes: 3,153rdSmartest Citizens: 3,415thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,157thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,321stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,421stMost Extreme: 4,614thHealthiest Citizens: 5,124thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,451stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,860thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,661stMost Efficient Economies: 6,772ndTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,681stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,040thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,349thMost Income Equality: 12,702ndMost Influential: 14,515thHighest Economic Output: 15,157th
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Most Authoritarian: 18th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Conservative: 40th in the regionLargest Governments: 44th in the regionMost Extreme: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 102nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 110th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Devout: 128th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 162nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 177th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 179th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 212th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 258th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 260th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 310th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 339th in the regionMost Income Equality: 353rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 370th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 403rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 425th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 467th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 470th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 526th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, international trade can be a pain to deal with.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, the term "Native Angeryist" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Angeryist military.
  • : Following new legislation in ANGERYISTS, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.

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