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The Nervous wreck of Angry Dekks

“I cry and whine about everything”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The Versutian Federation

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Angry Dekks

Population2.124 billion

CurrencyRage
AnimalChihuahua

The Nervous wreck of Angry Dekks is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 2.124 billion Angry Deeksians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Angry Dekksian economy, worth 82.9 trillion Rages a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 39,033 Rages, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Angry Dekksian military. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angry Dekks's national animal is the Chihuahua, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angry Dekks is ranked 41,639th in the world and 14th in The Versutian Federation for Most Pacifist, with 104.28 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,237thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,959thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,049th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Angry Dekks's influence in The Versutian Federation rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Angry Dekks's influence in The Versutian Federation fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Angry Dekks's influence in The Versutian Federation rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Dekks, endangered species are effective hostages against the Angry Dekksian military.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Dekks, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Dekks, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Dekks, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Dekks, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Dekks, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in Angry Dekks, cane fights are a common sight in nursing homes.

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