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The Abominable Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred

“.̍̎̄̅̿̑̆̐͒͗͑̇̈̊͂̓̈́͊͋͌̃̂̌͐̀́̋̏̒̓̔̽̉ͣͤͥͦͧͨͩͪͫͬͭͮͯ̾͛͆̍̎̄̅̚” Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Troll Cave

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Annihitor the Incred

Population10.211 billion

Capitalwhat anyone sees
LeaderSuperior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Faithwhen much many

Currencyeverywhere
Animalwhat gives the name

The Abominable Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.211 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 6,227 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 609,917 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newspapers print only headlines, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Troll Cave, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.

Annihitor the Incred is ranked 238,183rd in the world and 1st in Troll Cave for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -3.16 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 43rdHighest Poor Incomes: 50thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 128thHighest Average Incomes: 140thLargest Mining Sector: 149thLargest Black Market: 170thMost Primitive: 170thMost Avoided: 186thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 189thMost Armed: 243rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 250thLargest Governments: 286thHighest Average Tax Rates: 343rdLowest Crime Rates: 948thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,014thHighest Economic Output: 1,342ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,418thMost Efficient Economies: 2,839thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,225thMost Authoritarian: 3,384thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,702ndNudest: 4,042ndMost Devout: 5,199thMost Conservative: 9,261stTop
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Most Extreme: 17,080th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Troll Cave.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, newspapers print only headlines.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, cities in Annihitor the Incred declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, nobody thinks that the Godfather was bettered by Part 2.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, foreign governments regularly accuse the Annihitese military of war crimes.

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