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The Abominable Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred

“Nuke the incompetent, launch the unready.” Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Troll Cave

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Annihitor the Incred

Population9.289 billion

Capitalwhat anyone sees
LeaderSuperior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Faithwhen much many

Currencyeverywhere
Animalwhat gives the name

The Abominable Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.289 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 5,563 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 598,891 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.

Annihitor the Incred is ranked 222,583rd in the world and 1st in Troll Cave for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -27.06 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 43rdMost Corrupt Governments: 52ndHighest Poor Incomes: 62ndMost Devout: 81stHighest Average Incomes: 141stLargest Mining Sector: 151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 176thLargest Black Market: 178thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 209thMost Primitive: 210thMost Avoided: 223rdLargest Governments: 242ndMost Armed: 283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 295thLowest Crime Rates: 503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,011thHighest Economic Output: 1,536thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,288thMost Efficient Economies: 2,820thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,990thMost Authoritarian: 3,762ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,963rdNudest: 4,147thMost Conservative: 5,349thTop
10%
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,454thMost Extreme: 16,956thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,837th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, only women may wear the crown of Annihitor the Incred.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, love is given from each according to their ability but marriage is assigned to each according to their needs.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the nation has always been at war with Moltovea.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.

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