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The Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred

“Food poisoning and mad cow disease.” Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Troll Cave

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Annihitor the Incred

Population8.834 billion

Capitalwhat anyone sees
LeaderSuperior Leader Annihitor the Incred
Faithwhen much many

Currencyeverywhere
Animalwhat gives the name

The Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.834 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 5,166 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 584,882 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred's stash", the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, and aides are afraid to ask if Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred wants a cup of tea or coffee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.

Annihitor the Incred is ranked 139th in the world and 1st in Troll Cave for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 49,814.16 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thMost Ignorant Citizens: 40thHighest Poor Incomes: 52ndMost Corrupt Governments: 58thMost Devout: 102ndLargest Mining Sector: 139thHighest Average Incomes: 147thMost Valuable International Artwork: 159thLargest Black Market: 192ndMost Primitive: 193rdMost Avoided: 214thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 217thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 230thLargest Governments: 282ndMost Armed: 287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 339thLowest Crime Rates: 620thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,025thHighest Economic Output: 1,676thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,236thMost Efficient Economies: 3,163rdMost Authoritarian: 3,249thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,722ndNudest: 4,080thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,834thMost Conservative: 5,104thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,071stTop
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Most Extreme: 12,954thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,510th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, aides are afraid to ask if Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred's stash".
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the number of children one can have is restricted by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the nation is proudly the least fertile in Troll Cave.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number.
  • : Following new legislation in Annihitor the Incred, it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads.

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