The Cannibal Tribe of AnPrimus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Cedoria and Kava and Llorens with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 12.015 billion cavemen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Environment is also considered important, while Education and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the meeting tree. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving primitive economy, worth 293 trillion human teeths a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 24,389 human teeths, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign envoys that want to visit AnPrimus now have to navigate real minefields in addition to the political ones, voting is voluntary, foreign musicians that Cedoria and Kava and Llorens dislikes are turned away at the border, and the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. AnPrimus's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

AnPrimus is ranked 294,213^th in the world and 390^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.01 law-abiding acts per hour.