The Oppressed Peoples of Ansouwotoipi is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 6.27 billion Ansouwotoipians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Ansouwotoipian economy, worth 107 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 17,201 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has just been declared ruler of Ansouwotoipi in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ansouwotoipi's national animal is the Eagle.

Ansouwotoipi is ranked 131,943^rd in the world and 3^rd in The GalacticRepublic for Nudest, with 144 cheeks per square mile.