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The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack

“37 Billion Served...”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Osiris

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Anti-Goatsack

Population37.184 billion

CapitalKeely
LeaderBilly

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBeaner

The SmallBall Nation of Anti-Goatsack is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Billy with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 37.184 billion Anti-Goatsackians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keely. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anti-Goatsackian economy, worth an astonishing 10,895 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 293,013 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Hanging Gardens account for half of Keely's water use, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners. Crime is totally unknown. Anti-Goatsack's national animal is the Beaner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Anti-Goatsack is ranked 1,192nd in the world and 38th in Osiris for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 13,579.84 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Highest Economic Output: 355thLargest Retail Industry: 454thLargest Populations: 474thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 510thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 549thHighest Disposable Incomes: 688thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 859thMost Efficient Economies: 888thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 898thLargest Mining Sector: 966thMost Avoided: 1,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,192ndSmartest Citizens: 1,291stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,397thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,421stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,512thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,592ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,851stMost Developed: 1,898thHighest Average Incomes: 2,125thHealthiest Citizens: 2,228thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,647thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,207thMost Pacifist: 3,786thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,995thLargest Black Market: 6,653rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,423rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,262ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,669thMost Stationary: 9,762ndMost Advanced Public Education: 10,629thMost Inclusive: 10,856thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,695thMost Secular: 12,417thMost Influential: 14,310thLowest Crime Rates: 14,460thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,516thMost Cultured: 14,861stMost Rebellious Youth: 15,125thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,282ndLargest Governments: 18,517thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,920thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,197th
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Highest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 83rd in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 95th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 113th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 144th in the regionMost Pacifist: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 243rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 292nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 327th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 357th in the regionLargest Black Market: 363rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 375th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 427th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 496th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 520th in the regionMost Inclusive: 549th in the regionMost Secular: 630th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 665th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 760th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 780th in the regionMost Cultured: 793rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 815th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 818th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the government subsidizes everything from particle physics to fabric softeners.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Keely's water use.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Anti-Goatsack, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Anti-Goatsack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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