The New Kingdom of Antigua Arlandia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Viceroy Napoléon with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.411 billion Arlandians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antigua Arlandia. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Arlandian economy, worth 436 trillion Pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,600 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Antigua Arlandia, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Antigua Arlandia's national animal is the Jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Antigua Arlandia is ranked 73,802^nd in the world and 3^rd in The Equator for Nudest, with 187.75 cheeks per square mile.