The ឵឵឵឵ of Antinios is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by ឵឵ with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.084 billion ឵឵ are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ឵឵. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ឵឵ economy, worth 327 trillion ឵឵s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 157,305 ឵឵s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime is totally unknown. Antinios's national animal is the ឵឵឵឵, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ឵឵.

Antinios is ranked 239,381^st in the world and 457^th in The Leftist Assembly for Most Primitive, scoring -479.08 on the Scary Big Number Scale.