The Federal Republic of Anzoania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Joan Kennedy with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.641 billion Anzoanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Anzoanian economy, worth 155 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,551 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military training in Anzoania emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Anzoania's national animal is the Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anzoania is ranked 61,428^th in the world and 22^nd in Geopolity for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.