The Federal Republic of Aoncarpa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Fabioseb with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.844 billion Aoncarpans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arctic City. The average income tax rate is 38.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aoncarpan economy, worth a remarkable 2,328 trillion Aoncarpan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,731 Aoncarpan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in The North Pacific, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aoncarpa's national animal is the Polar Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Aoncarpa is ranked 8,828^th in the world and 268^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 214,731.93 Standard Monetary Units.