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The Self-Proclaimed Empire of AP0CALYPSE

“Do not despair, for the appointed time is near.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Antarctica

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AP0CALYPSE

Population37.725 billion

CapitalTerminus
LeaderHarbinger
FaithCult of the Coming Darkness

Currencybloody severed finger
Animalbio-organic weapon

The Self-Proclaimed Empire of AP0CALYPSE is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Harbinger with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 37.725 billion AP0CALYPSEians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terminus. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient AP0CALYPSEian economy, worth an astonishing 15,688 trillion bloody severed fingers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,852 bloody severed fingers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and all AP0CALYPSEians love the taste of self-sufficiency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. AP0CALYPSE's national animal is the bio-organic weapon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Coming Darkness.

AP0CALYPSE is ranked 199,940th in the world and 48th in Antarctica for Safest, scoring 7.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11thLargest Insurance Industry: 48thLargest Populations: 138thHighest Economic Output: 139thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 151stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 155thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 171stMost Ignorant Citizens: 179thLowest Crime Rates: 193rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 215thMost Stationary: 256thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 357thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 384thMost Corrupt Governments: 438thFattest Citizens: 582ndHighest Average Incomes: 622ndMost Beautiful Environments: 746thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 799thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 868thLargest Black Market: 870thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 901stHighest Poor Incomes: 968thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,316thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,601stBest Weather: 1,871stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,301stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,786thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,319thMost Devout: 4,705thLargest Gambling Industry: 4,774thLargest Governments: 5,117thMost Influential: 5,716thMost Efficient Economies: 6,712thMost Conservative: 6,931stMost Authoritarian: 7,306thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,917thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,711thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,012thLargest Mining Sector: 15,719thMost Extreme: 20,711th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, all AP0CALYPSEians love the taste of self-sufficiency.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : AP0CALYPSE was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, it's best to decline if Harbinger offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in AP0CALYPSE, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.

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