The Republic of Apatatia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 7.75 billion Apatatians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Apatatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,510 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 582,058 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,215,041 per year while the poor average 8,367, a ratio of 623 to 1.

The government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime is totally unknown. Apatatia's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Apatatia is ranked 238^th in the world and 1^st in Vickenian experiment containment zone for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 22,202.67 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.