The Republic of Apirtaat is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.183 billion Apirtaatians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The strong Apirtaatian economy, worth 246 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 39,913 rubledollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 257,248 per year while the poor average 2,502, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Apirtaat's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Apirtaat is ranked 262,367^th in the world and 3,991^st in Hispano Germanic Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.