The Tojo Clan Subsidiary of Arakawa Family is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 525 million yakuza are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.8%.

The powerhouse yakuza economy, worth 33.8 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 64,468 yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Arakawa Family City is a police state during international summits, parole board directors light up a joint before telling hash-brownie baking grannies that they have to stay behind bars, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arakawa Family's national animal is the dragon koi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Arakawa Family is ranked 103,205^th in the world and 6^th in Tojo Clan for Most Primitive, scoring -10 on the Scary Big Number Scale.