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The Parliamentary Republic of Araucariana

“Unidos Pela Liberdade” Primeiro Ministro Diego

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Portugal

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Araucariana

Population1.221 billion

CapitalCuritiba
LeaderPrimeiro Ministro Diego
FaithEstado Laico

CurrencyPrata
AnimalGralha-azul

The Parliamentary Republic of Araucariana is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Primeiro Ministro Diego with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The hard-working population of 1.221 billion Araucarianans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Curitiba. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.7%.

The very strong Araucarianan economy, worth 84.8 trillion Pratas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 69,419 Pratas, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and Primeiro Ministro Diego claims no responsibility for what Primeiro Ministro Diego's government does. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Araucariana's national animal is the Gralha-azul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Estado Laico.

Araucariana is ranked 236,261st in the world and 160th in Portugal for Most Avoided, scoring 1.26 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7,951stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26,003rd
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Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Araucariana, Primeiro Ministro Diego claims no responsibility for what Primeiro Ministro Diego's government does.
  • : Araucariana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Araucariana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : Araucariana withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : Following new legislation in Araucariana, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
  • : Araucariana voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Commission on Sentient and sapient rights".
  • : Araucariana voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Elysium Station II".
  • : Following new legislation in Araucariana, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • : Following new legislation in Araucariana, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Araucariana, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.

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