The Heavily Armed Super Power of Archidamus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Kevin Porter with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.726 billion Archidamusians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Archidamus City. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Archidamusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,156 trillion Goralniks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,147 Goralniks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pieces of iron pyrite are believed to be worth their weight in gold, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Archidamus's national animal is the Stink, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Archidamus is ranked 177,022^nd in the world and 12^th in Bigtopia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,659.32 Standard Monetary Units.