The SociallyAwkward Bar Waitress of Arcticfoxxo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Princess Vixe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.938 billion Arcticfoxxans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vixeton. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arcticfoxxoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,090 trillion Aegis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,326 Aegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, homophobia is off the menu, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, and war vets look after war animals. Crime is totally unknown. Arcticfoxxo's national animal is the arctic fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is SCP-343.

Arcticfoxxo is ranked 142,979^th in the world and 31^st in The Bar on the corner of every region for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.6 law-abiding acts per hour.