|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Fabricated Reality of Arestorkopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Facillitor with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.1 billion Arestorkopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Comfytown. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Arestorkopian economy, worth 98.1 trillion pipecleaners a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,138 pipecleaners, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, and Facillitor's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Comfytown generates millions of views. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arestorkopia's national animal is the woozle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Arestorkopia was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
- : Arestorkopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and the Top 10% for Most Income Equality.
- : Arestorkopia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Ducen Viagua.
- : Arestorkopia was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
- : Arestorkopia was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
- : Following new legislation in Arestorkopia, Facillitor's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Comfytown generates millions of views.
- : Following new legislation in Arestorkopia, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in Arestorkopia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
- : Following new legislation in Arestorkopia, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
- : Following new legislation in Arestorkopia, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
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