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The Giga Reich of Ariankido

“Today the South Pacific, tomorrow the World” Kung Fuhrer

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population2.364 billion

CapitalEnd Sieg City
LeaderKung Fuhrer

CurrencyReich Mark
AnimalPaper Bag

The Giga Reich of Ariankido is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kung Fuhrer with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.364 billion Ariankidoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of End Sieg City. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ariankidoan economy, worth 613 trillion Reich Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 259,584 Reich Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, Kung Fuhrer's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and royalist is the most offensive slur in the Ariankidoan language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ariankido's national animal is the Paper Bag, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Propaganda.

Ariankido is ranked 149,587th in the world and 5,809th in the South Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 25.34 Years.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 330thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 365thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 489thHighest Poor Incomes: 790thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,060thMost Influential: 1,183rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,236thMost Avoided: 1,422ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,442ndTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,680thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,696thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,744thMost Secular: 1,958thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,111thLargest Black Market: 2,133rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,569thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,831stMost Conservative: 2,982ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,135thFattest Citizens: 3,829thMost Authoritarian: 4,193rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,482ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,644thLargest Governments: 9,409thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,015thMost Efficient Economies: 10,050thMost Extreme: 11,027th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 26th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 55th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionMost Conservative: 172nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 177th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 181st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 209th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 220th in the regionLargest Governments: 234th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 258th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 262nd in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 363rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 381st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 432nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 520th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 565th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Ariankidoan language.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, Kung Fuhrer's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Ariankido was endorsed by The Borderlands of Outer Zania.
  • : Ariankido was endorsed by The Republic of Pelland.
  • : Ariankido was endorsed by The Dominion of Tocscodar.
  • : Following new legislation in Ariankido, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
  • : Ariankido was endorsed by The United Duchies of Ruvonia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 250 » Tsunamy, Hanguk-Nippon, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Saciu, Erinor, Volaworand, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Barabarom, Anachronolandia, Beepee, Xandev, Kandorith, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Luddinlande, Tsvetania, Japanese Federal Republic, The naked people, Lost And Found, Awjan, Darakin, Aumeltopia, Jaxon, Concrete Slab, Darbor, Quiescent, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Escevola, Sedunn, Aywhyou, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Jehenna, Laluna Isle, Farengeto, Birdkeeper, Stoniamera, Nankyoku Tairiku, Illinoisan, A leftover country, Myr Nyr, Sthalrim, Holy Chimerland, Centristvill, Wehraboos, Dalklo Bayer, Lambdaland, Salguod, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, and 200 others.Towi Lamia, Lightmare, Isokenzar, Linguiniland, Blaash, Silberne Wache, Curlyhoward, Herbert Island, Rebel-topia, Land Without Shrimp, USNE2018, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Akindom, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Filippinas, Elveka, Nova Montron, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Drystar, The Two Jerseys, Great Andora, East Sakhlin, Kiasu-ism, PASTIR, Theorin, The United Expanse, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Whimichy, Nowa Europa, Aguatania, Pamela And Hepatitis, Ufask, Antarctic Empires, Lorora3, Pax Dracon, Seliyan progressive Islands, Havenfell, Poopisiya, Kholdan, Calistan, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, North Kanuckistan, WTP All the good names are taken, Freedoom, Utondara, Spearos, Cuuldere, Jahass, Paranoia, Academy of Umbrellas, FreeFishers, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Wyatonians, Ostanasia, Republic Clovakh, GI-Land, Bergenu, Direwolf1, Choodox, Staubsaugen, Corolines, Sanden, Privatore, Crystal Creation, Avalonica, The Solar System Scope, Khazadine, Ridehale, KIROVET, Nothanksbutseriously, Mantas Meow, Revanial, Phanama, RestartAll, Madhonia, Noire Denholm, Viertes deutsches Koalitionsreich, Janapuri, Dasko, Southern Numenor, Floofoland, North Erfton, Bentwaters, Farelonia, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Drugged Monkeys, Esfalsa, Yeldarbsland, Pays de Loire, St Oaks, Brendleton, Center Lisle, Paenoa, Bandorion, Sonnydesh, Sesteran, Qawe, Potion Seller, Linden Oak, North Anatnom, Lumpov Hasch, Democratic Parndia, Asdfghuiop, Walloonia, Agalaesia, Aneas, Three Rivia Levr, Churumduul, Uncastania, Spazzhole, Vos Dothrak, Namat Sta, The West Valley Mountains, Mirutania, Upper Tyrconnel, Republitank, German Hapsburg, Eastern Nyan, Amerion, Wild Space, Kringalia, Hyypia, Ttyxious, Juche States, PenguinPies, Phillius, United Federated States of Omega, Negoshi, P R of China, Aurcania, Westoc Kinness, Ibecoria, Raelsa, Rad Asia, The Randominion, Caer Krasinet, Grianal, Eliies, South Central Siberia, British Nations, Srevana, Nordafrik Conclaves, A Frog Dimension, Bute Republic, Kachev, Sporaltryus, Anarch Gilead, Daestromos, Lakalvesoman, Famarionly, Fetatonich, Jornlandia, Rabbitz, Vincent Field, Jennaterra, Bomamani, Friesenheim, Ratoninburg, Bod Wareenaland, BootJack, Animalidae, Cairfield, Kovish, Lan Inton, Bedain, West Carlisten, LadyRebels, Oreo States, Grimsby town, Substitute name, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, New Kronos, West Cloverland, Crabius, Dubbayoo, Tandrea, National Division I, Kuddles, The New Philippine Islands, World United, Ketathinamiri Islands, UnShleepd, Junetopia, Stoinia, Romon Islaco, The Expanse, Higash, Rendania, Tamil Bhoomi, Verovgrad, Dorovia, Hanyen, Pterotopolis, Fasire, Risen Africa, Cirra, Omiri, Ruvonia, Pelland, and Outer Zania.

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