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The Democratic Republic of Aristostzka

“Glory to Aristotzka”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Coalition of Nations

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Aristostzka

Population15.824 billion

CurrencyCredit
AnimalRaptor

The Democratic Republic of Aristostzka is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.824 billion Aristostzkans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Aristostzkan economy, worth 93.7 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. Average income is 5,922 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bicyclists are banned from major roads, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded, and politicians are forced to vote with their party leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aristostzka's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aristostzka is ranked 29,029th in the world and 3rd in Coalition of Nations for Most Stationary, with 1,380.12500560832 days.

Top
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Most Income Equality: 675thTop
5%
Most Authoritarian: 3,399thTop
10%
Most Influential: 18,058thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,033rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,257thLargest Populations: 24,402ndMost Extreme: 24,521stMost Stationary: 29,029th

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  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Aristostzka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.

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