The Soviet Republic of Aritristria is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.849 billion Aritristrians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuckville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The all-consuming Aritristrian economy, worth 204 trillion Denaris a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 110,634 Denaris, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 510,446 per year while the poor average 14,494, a ratio of 35.2 to 1.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, one does not simply walk into the tundra, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime is moderate. Aritristria's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aritristria is ranked 6,868^th in the world and 1^st in The Imperium of Mankind for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 101,562.83 Standard Monetary Units.