The Mayonnaise of Arnalsi is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lac King with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.136 billion Arnalsians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iarlaia. The average income tax rate is 49.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Arnalsian economy, worth 80.6 trillion 001110111010s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 70,928 001110111010s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and getting an autograph has become harder than ever. Crime is totally unknown. Arnalsi's national animal is the 010011110001, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gobralistism.

Arnalsi is ranked 138,564^th in the world and 2,496^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 840.41 on the Societal Mobility Rating.